“Happy to be part of LHRL…how does this work?”

  Good morning. What a day. This morning I will take my children to school and get to enjoy a long day walking up and down vast parking lots throughout the mid south, as I perform my duties as a parking lot sweeper. I am afforded the opportunity to strap a 10lb blower to my… Read More »

Going Postal

Tonight is game night. I’m excited. I love to watch my 9 year old son play basketball. We perform the same ritual before every game. We get stretched out, do some light calisthenics, practice free throws, jump shots, layups, and talk about defensive strategy. Nahhhh. Just kidding. We don’t do any of that sh*t. We… Read More »

To Each Their Own

This weekend I had some time to kill. I didn’t REALLY want to do anything, but I didn’t want to do nothing either. I grabbed my laptop and just kind of stared at it. There wasn’t really anything that I wanted to read about, and nothing which I cared to learn. I don’t watch the… Read More »

You Have Bewitched Me Body & Soul, and I Love You

    When I was 8 years old I wanted a gerbil. I am not sure exactly why I had my sights set on a gerbil. We had a hamster in my class, and everyone knows that gerbils are more prone to bite, but the fact remained, I wanted a gerbil. I ran it past my… Read More »

Wherever You Go…There You Are

“In Three Words I Can Sum Up Everything I Know About Life. It Goes On.”–Robert Frost Yesterday morning, I stopped into  Darby’s Automotive to drop off the Love Boat. The Boat has been getting some upgrades as of late, to keep her fashionable and moving forward. We have to get her in line to make… Read More »