Major the Dog

Major died last week. He was hit by a car. It is such a sad deal. Major was the neighbor's dog but the neighborhood belonged to Major. Major did what Major wanted to do at all times. Somethimes, I would come home and find him laying in the middle of the road, right...

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Voluntary Regression

Last week someone asked me, "Why did you stop writing?" I didn't know the answer to that. Some of the things that went through my head were: Time...which is bullshit. Language...I am not intelligent enough to write eloquently without cursing all the time. Grammar...I...

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I’ll Go With You

Most anytime there is an option to get out and do things or sit on the recliner and watch tv, my choice is generally to sit at home. The older I get, the less I want to do. Fortunately, my wife is energetic and likes to do new stuff so she keeps me trying new things....

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They say it’s different when it is your kid.

"You know how Laura is- she was so enthusiastic. She touched on the 1,000 things they needed to improve upon but emphasized the things they were doing well. All of them were so excited and worked so hard. Laura Pinkley was made to inspire kids." That is what Amanda...

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Sapp or Froning

Here are the two options: Have a body like Rich Froning but be unable to do a pull-up, squat 200lbs, or run a mile. Have a body like Warren Sapp and have all of Sapp's capabilities in his prime. Which one do you choose? If I'm being honest, which I rarely am, I would...

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Move On

I bought a cheap watch from a crazy man Floating down Canal It doesn't use numbers or moving hands It always just says, "Now". Now you may be thinking that I was had But this watch is never wrong. And If I have trouble the warranty said, "Breathe In, Breathe Out, Move...

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