Use Your Illusion

Use Your Illusion

I was in 8th grade when it came out. I remember it like it was yesterday. I couldn’t wait to open it. It seemed as if it weighed twelve pounds and was made from solid platinum. The 2-cd set of Guns n’ Roses Use Your Illusion box set was the biggest thing...
Use Your Illusion

Major the Dog

Major died last week. He was hit by a car. It is such a sad deal. Major was the neighbor’s dog but the neighborhood belonged to Major. Major did what Major wanted to do at all times. Somethimes, I would come home and find him laying in the middle of the road,...
Use Your Illusion

Voluntary Regression

Last week someone asked me, “Why did you stop writing?” I didn’t know the answer to that. Some of the things that went through my head were: Time…which is bullshit. Language…I am not intelligent enough to write eloquently without cursing...
I’ll Go With You

I’ll Go With You

Most anytime there is an option to get out and do things or sit on the recliner and watch tv, my choice is generally to sit at home. The older I get, the less I want to do. Fortunately, my wife is energetic and likes to do new stuff so she keeps me trying new things....
Sapp or Froning

Sapp or Froning

Here are the two options: Have a body like Rich Froning but be unable to do a pull-up, squat 200lbs, or run a mile. Have a body like Warren Sapp and have all of Sapp’s capabilities in his prime. Which one do you choose? If I’m being honest, which I rarely...