Move On

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I bought a cheap watch from a crazy man Floating down Canal It doesn’t use numbers or moving hands It always just says, “Now”. Now you may be thinking that I was had But this watch is never wrong. And If I have trouble the warranty said,...

Primarily Hammers

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It’s week five of my education in computer programming through Vanderbilt University’s 24-week Coding Bootcamp. I feel like my experience can be summed up as follows: Week 1- Here is a list of rooms. Your mission is to take instruction and find the room....

Clarity

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I had been obsessing over the same problem for 14 hours. It’s a mathematical problem. It requires structure, data, syntax and output….and I was stumped. I could only stare at the computer for so long before I decided to stare at the ceiling. When staring...

Insulation

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My friend, Brenda, lives where it is cold. Like, really cold. Like -25° cold. Being that I have spent a great deal of time burying irrigation pipes beneath the frost line in Memphis, TN., I was curious to know how deep the pipes needed to be buried in Michigan, where...

Wrong

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All forms of religion are wrong on some level, depending on what angle you look at them. Every approach to nutrition has a down-side and therefore inherently dangerous- at some point, most likely, we are all going to die from something that we ate or did not eat,...

8 Hours

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“In eight hours, your life will be different.” My friend has an important job interview today. I feel confident that he will get the job as he is qualified to do just about anything that he decides he wants to do. However, he will be a better person...