Deadline

Deadline

dead·line ˈdedˌlīn/ noun the latest time or date by which something should be completed. A set period of time which you can procrastinate, and then have an absolute meltdown approximately 24 hours prior. A date by which you can be expected to come up with an excuse...
Autumn

Autumn

That’s right. It’s almost here. I can taste it. If you walk outside of your door, and tilt your head just right, you can take it in through the pores of your body. The morning dew on the fields of grass is nature’s way of sweating with anticipation....
Donuts with Dad

Donuts with Dad

“Everyone is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.” –The internet or Albert Einstein (not exactly sure) “Donuts with dads” was yesterday at my...
Diary of a Fat Kid

Diary of a Fat Kid

It was like being in sixth grade and waking up to eight inches of snow on the ground. I would liken it to walking into a bank with no tellers, an open vault, and a note which reads, “make yourself at home”. It was similar to having the key to every kart at...
The Boobs of Jamie Lee Curtis

The Boobs of Jamie Lee Curtis

It all started when I saw the boobs of Jamie Lee Curtis. I couldn’t have been ten years old at the time. My mom and dad were watching the movie “Trading Places” on our top-of-the-line VCR, which Santa Claus had brought us for Christmas. I awoke from...